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Speak Of The (Pant) Devil...

There are some statements that tempt fate (or the Pant Devil) just a little too much -- things you say and then immediately cover your mouth, hardly able to believe you could have been so foolish as to say that aloud. Statements that bring down the wrath of a horde of irate Neopians, furious about your ill-chosen words. Comments that keep you looking nervously over your shoulder for weeks, wondering when Sloth will strike...

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A Lot of Love and a Little Luck
Walking over to the fridge, I opened to check what was inside, and to my surprise, there were Omelettes. Actually, I lied, I wasn't surprised at all.

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Chokato Salad
Apoc had a strange little habit of trying to take over the world. He tried to do so several times a day.

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While in Brightvale, Read These Scrolls!
Scrolls come in different shapes, sizes, colours, smells, and brightness. However, these do not change the fact that they are vital to Neopian society.

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kelp - The Perspective from a Washed-Up Food Critic
Here I sit, after one of the most expensive meals of my life, recalling for this grand newspaper my night’s accomplishments...

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Down At The Symol Hole
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Prince of Fools: You Useless Usuki Usul!
What good is a lazy sword-for-hire, anyway?

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